User blog:Hmmwhat/stuff

''This page has nothing to do with the name because this is a local newspaper. A chicken killed a million people last year and was arrested for stuff so dont bother commenting here because this is a thing that a mess around.'' GwakLoff, the chicken who killed them, got sent to prison. This is the last time he got captured. If he escapes run in circles he used his beak to kill us. ''He even sank USS Gerald Ford! If you see him call 911.''