Thread:EpicGuineaPig900919/@comment-39276852-20190715082625/@comment-38411176-20190717185738

No officer, I did not kill anybody. I just made a smoothie. (With a knife?) Uhhh... yes sir I can cut spinach really quickly. (There's a trail of your "smoothie" leading behind your house) Oh yeah, I just spilled some while I- (ARE THESE BODY PARTS OF GRASS?!) N- (THE FIELD OF GRASS IS EMPTY) Wait, I di- (YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR TEN YEARS) NOOOOO (Get the taser, Officer Beans.) WAI- *Tzz*